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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2008, 03:39:32 PM »
i like these



it keeps the pedestrian nice and safe by acting as a ramp, instead of hitting the ped in the knees, the car ramps up and smacks them in the waist instead,

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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2008, 03:40:30 PM »
Somebody asked me to find some research on different traffic calming methods. Its been a boring day  :(
ban slow drivers - that would make me a lot calmer :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2008, 09:47:57 AM »
*Waits for Simon to create the all important thread*
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2008, 10:13:33 AM »
*Waits for Simon to create the all important thread*
well done for that thread :D

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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2008, 03:32:10 PM »
oh...  and that was me /\ /\

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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2008, 10:13:00 AM »
« Last Edit: June 30, 2008, 10:21:08 AM by James »

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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2008, 10:55:35 AM »
Many donkeys have tried to match wits with me, but almost all have failed.

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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2008, 07:44:14 PM »
PC case mod, in a beaver

The keyboard is in an opossum

No mouse yet though...

Edit: Oops, I spoke too soon, mouse mouse
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2008, 04:30:40 PM »
Another amusing article from the ever entertaining Cracked.com

7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas
http://www.cracked.com/article_16335_7-innocent-gestures-that-can-get-you-killed-overseas.html

Lol these really amused me when I was bored at work good job :)
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2008, 10:11:30 AM »
Hmmmmm

Think I'll skip this - looks to painful on the feet!

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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2008, 10:36:45 AM »
Hmmmmm

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'It requires no equipment,' added Mr Fidelman. 'Which means climbers of all abilities can take part.'

The man is obviously an idiot for saying that.

Novices/Me without equipment != injury apparently

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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2008, 11:50:39 AM »
he only said you could take part - didn't mention whether you'd get injured or not!
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2008, 01:12:22 PM »
Novices/Me without equipment != injury apparently

If you're having trouble with your equipment then I recommend going to see a doctor.
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« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2008, 09:54:44 AM »
I got this email from someone at work. Pretty cool

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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who ass assinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials .

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe
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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2008, 11:41:55 PM »
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I'm surprised the forum has this rule
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« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2008, 12:43:08 AM »
We need to force blondie and al a few seconds too try to pretend they have jobs
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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2008, 07:23:26 AM »
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I'm surprised the forum has this rule
I think it's to stop double posting.
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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2008, 12:22:16 PM »
This IS Not interesting - my work procrastination requires quality people!
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« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2008, 11:59:03 PM »
I yam a tetrapod!

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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2008, 09:09:33 AM »
Guns don't kill people: I do