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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2008, 08:47:16 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2008, 08:58:41 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2008, 02:57:04 PM »
Article on increasing life expectancy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4003063.stm
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« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2008, 03:56:53 PM »
hmm it is 4 years old thou!?
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« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2008, 04:05:32 PM »
hmm it is 4 years old thou!?

So in just 6 years time they should have mice that will live to 1000 :D

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« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2008, 08:28:04 AM »
Here it is Jez. An Assessment of Badger Activity at Frimley Park Hospital. An essential part of large planning applications.

https://www.public.surreyheath-online.gov.uk/whalecom60b1ef305f59f921/whalecom0/Scripts/DocsOnLine/19587_6.pdf
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« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2008, 10:49:45 AM »
Excellent work there Weeman!

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« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2008, 01:04:23 PM »
according to section 3.3, badgers have latrines
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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2008, 08:20:53 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2008, 08:21:44 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2008, 08:29:01 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2008, 11:27:32 AM »
http://www.fao.org/docrep/010/a0701e/a0701e00.HTM

UN report on climate change - One of the most significant conclusions is that we should eat less meat.  :?
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« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2008, 02:27:08 PM »
Sounds fair, producing meat takes a lot of energy compared to vegetables and grains etc.
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« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2008, 12:25:22 PM »
Sounds fair, producing meat takes a lot of energy compared to vegetables and grains etc.

but it tastes so much better than vegetables and grains it's worth the extra energy!
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« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2008, 12:45:57 PM »
No it doesn't, small nice steak + loads a salad and thai dressing > big boring steak
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« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2008, 01:00:05 PM »
yes but small nice steak + salad > salad*infinity

i'm not saying no to vegetables - just pointing out that meat is important...

hungry now...
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« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2008, 01:06:00 PM »
but small steak and still hungry < loads a salad and full
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Re: Funny interweb articles
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2008, 01:27:14 PM »
The steak relation equation:

yes but small nice steak + salad > salad*infinity

i'm not saying no to vegetables - just pointing out that meat is important...

hungry now...

 then:

Steak > salad*infinity - salad

so you can ignore the single salad.

Also - according to this, if salad had ANY value then it would be greater than steak....
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« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2008, 02:01:37 PM »

Also - according to this, if salad had ANY value then it would be greater than steak....

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