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Title: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: Dunny on February 09, 2011, 12:31:03 PM
Competition

This is a very exciting oppertunity to win a Valentines Lunch with the one and only Bobby Wobby!!

The lunch will take place at Wates House at 1pm on Monday 14th February 2011.*


To Enter:

Please post here with any of the following.

(A) A romantic poem for Bob
(B) A romantic short story for Bob
(C) Full justification of why you think that you should win this romantic lunch session


All applications will be assesed by a panel of judges.  All successful applicants will be able to come laong to the lunch.   If you don't hear back with a decision wither way then please just assume that you have won and come along anyway!


Good Luck with your entry.


Much Love (in advance),

Bobby Wobby xxx



*PLEASE NOTEL: All winners will have to purchase / bring their own food and drink.  The prize is just simply spending the time with Bob (and possibly a brief touch of my arm or somehting if you are lucky)
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: bribin on February 09, 2011, 01:59:14 PM
A)There once was a man called Bob,
He tried to force me to play with his knob.
I told him no way,
I'm not flipping gay,
So get that away from my gob!

B) Once upon a time, there was a guy, and a girl. They fell madly in love, and shared the best few months of their lives together. One day they were going out for lunch and the guy started to cross the road. Then a bus ran him over.
The girl lived (un)happily ever after.

C) I am quite obviously the best candidate going, check out these REAL testimonials:
John Smith: "Brian's a totally awesome guy to have lunch with, he's literally like the BEST"
Jane Doe: "I really like having lunch with Brian, he always makes it so fun and has the greatest conversations, and he's not even a little bit angry"
Your Mom: "He's such a nice guy, why wouldn't you want to have lunch with him?!"

Unfortunately I will be at work and unable to claim my prize :(
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: Becky on February 09, 2011, 04:58:39 PM
Last time we tried to run 'win a date with bob' you went and had a real date in town :(
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: Weeman on February 09, 2011, 05:40:29 PM
Bob, you should be lucky to have lunch with me!! This competition is the wrong way round.
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: Dunny on February 09, 2011, 05:49:51 PM
@ Brian:  Good effort of the competition mate.  You only actually needed to do one of the three options but I'm pleased to see some enthusiasm here.  However, I do feel that you are making a mockery of this whole competition.  This is serious stuff man and I do not want to be run over.  ....even if it is just a story!

@ Becky Casanova:  Lets forget about last time!  It all went a bit wrong because I forgot that I had promised the girl a date!! I was only joking but she didnt speak English very well so she took me seriously!! ha ha!  I will stick to my word and go for a date with you guys this time!!

@ Weeman:  Ok.  I guess your statemant falls into entry type c - Justification.  And that is good justification.  Therefore, you are the first winner.  You win an hour with me and I can assure you that it will be the best hour of your life.  ....times by a million.
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: Weeman on February 09, 2011, 05:58:29 PM
No Bob. It will be the best hour of YOUR life!  8)
Title: Re: Competition: Win a Valentines Lunch with Bob
Post by: bribin on February 09, 2011, 06:07:28 PM
Sorry, I should have posted the standard disclaimer: "the people and characters portrayed in this story are purely fictional. Any similarities to real people or events is merely a coincidence", I don't want you to be run over!

Little upset tbh, I spent ages tracking down your mum for that statement :lol: